Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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