is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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