I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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