She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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