But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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