Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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