marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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