forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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