U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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