Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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