I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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