East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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