Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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