you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think my vagina is haunted
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I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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