If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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