you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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