I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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