His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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