Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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