The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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