Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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