It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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