did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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