you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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