Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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