are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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