If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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