I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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