his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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