I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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