Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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