i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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