Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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