I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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