she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
This is my gift to your gina
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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