I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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