he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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