Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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