He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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