im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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