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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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