I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
