i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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