OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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