tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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