She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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