Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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