what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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