Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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