I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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