plz talk dirty to me
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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