Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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