We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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