i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
