i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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