I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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