Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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